The Williams Sisters

Metallics are really hot right now but I don’t think Venus got the memo. Metallic crop pants went out about 3 seasons ago. Yup, they went out round about the same time as Brittany’s trademark g-string flashing low-rise pants. Sorry, I stand to be corrected, metallic crop pants were never in…neither were Brittany’s flashing g-rope low rise denims come to think of it.

I’ve zoomed in about 500 % on these fashion-offending pants and they’re actually sequin encrusted crop pants, which make them 500 times worse. Tsk, tsk, you have you own fashion line!

Rhianna

We're all for printed tees.
Zebras, leopards, cool cats but apes?
And on top of which an angry ape.

That’s what happens when you date losers, they make you go ape sh#%!

LC from the Hills

It looks like LC has had the pleasure of raiding my mother’s over packed and overzealous 80’s wardrobe. In fact, I actually remember my mum, leaving the house in a dress exactly like this in my wee years. Her version was black, which she matched with the most intense black pointy stilettos, her nails were fire engine red and she had white blonde hair in a perm, of course.
Now back when the Wonder Years and Loving ruled the small screen that was hot.
Now, well it’s just not. The only solution to make this better is to probably just send it back to the eighties where it belongs. Or cut of the square frill, now that would be hot.

Tyson Family Tragedy

Mike Tyson's family have suffered a huge loss with the passing of his 4 year old daughter, Exodus.

Arizona police have confirmed to E! News that the former heavyweight champ's 4-year-old daughter, Exodus Tyson, has died, a day after accidently hanging herself on a piece of exercise equipment at the family home.

"I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 a.m. today at the hospital," said Sgt. Andy Hill of the Phoenix Police Department. "Our sympathies go out to the family. I cannot release any other information."

Has the World Gone Gaga?

“Underwear as outerwear”, was the name of a fashion show I once went to. It was stunning. Models paraded down the ramp in corsets and pencil skirts, fish nets and ruffle skirts. Maybe Lady Gaga was there too but apparently missed the memo on the ‘outerwear’ bit.

I don’t hate the idea she’s rolling with but in the pretend world of photo shoots and musicals, not on arrival at an international airport. The diamond encrusted preggie patch is just diabolical.
Get over your trend setting self. No one is buying it.

Roy Says: Yuk!

This is so yuk that I can only imagine Jen Hudson is lifting her arms in surrender.

“I surrender, I am a fashion victim. I swear never to try harem pants in a canvas fabric, I now realise it’s a first degree crime. I know that gladiator heels are in and I take responsibility for my stump-like ankles. I also understand that my top looks like shite and I swear to try harder”.

Well, at least that’s sorted out.

Go Miss Manish

It’s all about 80’s band groupie meets 90’s grunge groveller.
Think Agnes Deyne, Pixie Geldolf and Kate Moss. The coolest thing about this look is that it doesn’t need a whole lot of shopping just a truck load of vision.

Pair your figure hugging skinnies with an over sized cardi, vest or band tee. Or get ultra chic by adding a waistcoat to your favourite shift dress. Denim and leather are the fabrics that rock your world. Plaid and stripes are the prints that drive you wild. Chunky ankle boots, top hats and braces will be your backstage pass!

Wear with confidence and a cheeky smile and you’ll be ready to make the crowd go wow!